Jiggerypoke is no joke :collab

Jiggery piggery tiggery woo,
What can this little old pandacat do?
But jigger the pig, and tigger the woo,
And jiggery tigger the piggery too.

You could jigger and tigger the piggery poo
Then maybe the river would not stink so much too.
But if in the piggery the pigs you should woo
Then you'd end up married to at least one or two.

But what if the piggery jiggered the woo,
Would the tiggery pigs go wiggery too,
Or the jiggery tiggers say piggery who?
Oh jiggery tiggery piggery woo.

The woo is a foo'
Who fawns on the pig
and why wouldn't you
If you cared not a fig!
A tigger a tiger
An old spooky woo
And cornflakes for breakfast
But not Winnie Pooh!